Scary Monster
If a scary monster
Came down from outer space
I’d get a great big custard pie
And throw it in his face!
Came down from outer space
I’d get a great big custard pie
And throw it in his face!
This poem is copyright (©) John Dredge 2026
About the Writer
John Dredge
John Dredge has had his work broadcast on BBC Radio London and BBC 6Music. He has been published in The Manchester Post, The Morecambe Poetry Festival Anthology, and the Dirigible Balloon children’s anthology Sky Surfing. He has also had work shown as part of an exhibition run by The Poetry Society.
