Secret Toenail Clipper
There's a secret toenail clipper
Who sneaks in my room at night
They clip off all my toenails
Then they disappear from sight
I made a plan to catch them
Putting traps around my bed
But the toenail clipper got away
I caught my mum instead
Who sneaks in my room at night
They clip off all my toenails
Then they disappear from sight
I made a plan to catch them
Putting traps around my bed
But the toenail clipper got away
I caught my mum instead
This poem is copyright (©) Alex Price 2024
About the Writer
Alex Price
Alex is a Primary Teacher and father of two, living in St Helens, England. He has a degree in creative writing from LJMU and writes humorous children's poetry inspired by his job and his family. When Alex isn't writing, he can be found rock climbing or being climbed on by his children.
